Rockland Jewish Family Service

A love song to the Cheeseburger Assassin.

I wrote this a really long time ago but the deep issues and feelings expressed are still relevant in this day and age.

My Korean Friend by TinRoofHug

He’s drivin’ down the highway
Faster than Jeff Gordon
Just to see me again
Just to spend a few yen
You’ll see him drive right past you
He’ll be singin’ “Da Da Da”
My God, is this the end?
A Korean 6′10″
And you supersized my burgers
With the goodness of your heart
You may only be half jewish
Doesn’t mean you’re half as smart

I’ll say it again
My Korean friend
I loved you from the start
And I will love you ’til the end

I’d climb the Eiffel tower
Without a safety net
Just to save him from harm
Just to sing him this song
We’ll walk on down the street
We’ll get wine and ’til 3
My God, is this a dream?
Cause I’m about to scream
And you sat with me and gazed at stars
When the other kids got high
Get it straight and come to Gainesville
Kevin, you only get one try

I’ll say it again
My Korean friend
I loved you from the start
And I will love you ’til the end

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