The Chanukah Song (Part 3)

An UNOFFICIAL Music Video for Adam Sandler’s Chanukah Song (Part 3-edited version)

Song: The Chanukah Song (Part 3) [Movie Version}
Artist: Adam Sandler
Album: Eight Crazy Nights: Soundtrack

Lyrics:
Put on your yamulke
It’s time for Chanukah (sounds good guys)
Once again it’s Onakah
The miracle of Chanukah. (give it up for the Drei Dels)
Chanukah is the festival of lights.
One day of presents?
Hell no, We get eight crazy nights.
But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
I guess my first two songs didn’t do it for you
So here comes number three!
Ross and Phoebe from “Friends” say the Chanukah blessing.
So does Lenny’s pal Squiggy and “Will & Grace”’s Debra Messing.
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy.
Maybe they should have called that show “Little Kosher House on the Prairie.”
We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black.
Tom Arnold converted to judaism, but you guys can have him back!
(Just kidding Tommy!)
We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe
But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow! (I’m jewish!)
Oh My God! Sweet Robbie Schneider is here!
Put on the yamukah
Here comes Chanukah
The guy in Willie Nelson’s band who plays harmonica
Celebrates Chanukah.
Oooo, good job Schneider
Osama bin Laden–(Booo!)–not a big fan of the Jews.
Well, maybe that’s because he lost a figure skating match to gold medalist
Sarah Hughes, her mama’s jewish!
Houdini and David Blaine escaped straightjackets with such precision.
But the one thing they could not get out of
Their painful circumcision.
As for Half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one,
And Marlon Brando’s not a Jew at all,
but it looks to me like he ate one
There’s Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck and Paula Abdul.
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music
But first came Hebrew school.
Natalie Portmanukah
It’s time to celebrate Chanukah.
I hope I get an Abrtronicah,
on this joyful, toyful Chanukah.
So get a high colonicah
And soil your long johnukahs
If you really really wantukah.
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy
Happy Chan-u-kah!

I am in no way related to Adam Sandler, Eight Crazy Nights, or Warner Brothers. This was created by me for entertainment purposes only.

Duration : 0:4:9


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25 Responses to “The Chanukah Song (Part 3)”

  1. JesusPaid4You says:

    Jesus Christ is the …
    Jesus Christ is the only way to God! We are all guilty of sin, and is the penalty! The good news is God loves us so much that He sent His Son Jesus Christ to die on a cross and shed His blood as the acceptable payment for our sins. Jesus came in the flesh, died for our sins, arose from death, and will come again! You will be forgiven and receive eternal life by believing in the Lord Jesus Christ. Call on Jesus!

  2. bananarana1 says:


    niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  3. wardog1236 says:

    I’m not jewish, but …
    I’m not jewish, but I love this song!

    Happy Hanakuh everyone!

  4. NOTinUSE43242352 says:

    racist! :p
    racist! :p

  5. girlie772 says:

    JEWS RULE ♥
    JEWS RULE ♥

  6. DylanBcatcher999 says:

    kwanzaa song?
    kwanzaa song?

  7. heytherefuture says:

    im Not jewish but …
    im Not jewish but MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MOST PEOPLE AND TO SOME HAPPY HANUKAH

  8. Phlyboy21 says:

    ha luv these
    ha luv these

  9. finkebrian says:

    you’re a douche
    you’re a douche

  10. rssesq says:

    not unlike yourself …
    not unlike yourself filmboy, I dont eat SPAM. But I do love me sum bacon. lol

    KHAZARS STOP STEALING

  11. FilmsFF says:

    @rssesq Gtfo and …
    @rssesq Gtfo and stop spamming, loser.

  12. rssesq says:

    Chanukah is the …
    Chanukah is the Festival of Lights,
    Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy GREEDY.

    When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
    Heres a list of thieving murdering Jews, UNLIKE you and me:

    Bernie Madoff lights the menorrah,
    So do the Craiglist killer, Philip Markowitz, and the late Dinah Shore-ah

    Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli,
    Paul Wolfowitz, Larry Silverstein and lil Joey LIEberman.

  13. rssesq says:

    Woody Allens half …
    Woody Allens half Jewish; Soon Yi’s half too,
    Put them together, what an ugly friggin Jew!

    You dont need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock
    Cause you can wreck an economy with Sandy Weil and Richard Rubin, both Jewish!

    Put on your yarmulke, its time for Chanukah,
    The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs celebrates Chanukah. (he made the team leave the city cuz the tax payers wouldnt buy him a new stadium, now thats JEWISH)

  14. rssesq says:

    Barak Obama, not a …
    Barak Obama, not a Jew!
    But guess who is…head of the FED, Allan Greenspan and Ben Bernanke

    We got David Berkowitz and his brethren Richard Speck,
    Ted Bundy was quarter Jewish, not too shabby!

    Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is,
    Well, hes not, but guess who is: the architects of the Iraqi WAR. (Brimmer, Pearle and Wolfowitz)

    So many Jews are in financial biz,
    Tom Cruise isn’t, but straight his agent is.

  15. Sk8er4evr15 says:

    OH HO HO we got a …
    OH HO HO we got a jokester folks.

  16. joshbe4 says:

    snl lol
    snl lol

  17. xxRockyRoadxx says:

    I am not Jewish but …
    I am not Jewish but these songs are genius! I actually like them better than some Christmas carols (but that’s just me) Happy Chanukah!

  18. wink419216 says:

    Not Jewish either, …
    Not Jewish either, but I love and respect all three versions. Three was the best one for me though. Happy christmachanukwanzikah to everyone!

  19. bonzo0730 says:

    anybody vote for …
    anybody vote for barack obamakkah?

  20. shortsmurf425 says:

    Love this song …
    Love this song series. Not Jewish…but I still love it! Happy Hanukkah!

  21. jordanrivers1 says:

    ohh i want one too. …
    ohh i want one too..lol i got a blanket instead.
    happy Hanukkah.Jewish brothers and sisters.

  22. MrJewbold says:

    well spoken my good …
    well spoken my good sir, i tip my yamika too you, happy chanukah =]

  23. TheIblis2u says:

    fairalways – you …
    fairalways – you rock! and for everyone else-
    Happy challah-days!

  24. fairalways says:

    This is a nice …
    This is a nice prideful song. And you all over it. Where does such 6-year-old rage come from? You took time to type this horseshit?

    Hint: when you start dissing on and generalizing about a group, there’s obviously something you admire about and feel powerless about your cooked-up idea.

    We can debate good and bad Jews all day, but why don’t you instead tell us about yourself? YT is a crappy place to rant, but at least there might be some therapy in it for you.

    Although I doubt it.

  25. yinyangmoon says:

    if you hate jews so …
    if you hate jews so much (or are going to act like you do), why are you even watching this video?

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