Rockland Jewish Family Service

This Is How We’re Jewish – Keith From Up Da Block

Only Keith From Up Da Block has the chutzpah to jack Montell Jordan’s classic and create this hilarious Hebrew holiday extravaganza! This guy’s got balls, matzoh-size balls, and in 2009 you best believe Keith is gettin’ that cream cheese.

For all the Jewish folks out there, this is everything you learned in Hebrew School captured in one song. For everyone else, come along for the ride and youll be screaming Mazel Tov in no time! We got Jewish celebs galore and the best Bar Mitzvah dancing since Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.

Please subscribe to our You Tube channel and enjoy musical parody from the man who calls himself Weird Al Gangstavich!

Remember: Keith is not a Jew, but he is Jew-ish.

–Shecky Green, Executive Producer

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“This Is How We’re Jewish” is available online now!

Check out the “American Prankster” CD by Keith From Up Da Block on:

I Tunes

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?i=288190863&id=288190678&s=143441

Amazon.com

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001HCBMJI/ref=dm_sp_alb?ie=UTF8&qid=1229136922&sr=8-1

Keith’s You Tube:

http://www.youtube.com/user/keithfromupdablock

Keith’s My Space:

http://www.myspace.com/keithfromupdablockmusic

Keith’s Official Website:

http://www.keithfromupdablock.com/

For Keith bookings and business inquiries, contact:
shec@gamelasvegas.com

Executive Producer: Shecky Green for Game Recordings
Produced by: DJ Mighty Mi for Well Done Burger Productions
All songs written by: Keith From Up Da Block

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“This Is How We’re Jewish”

This is how we’re Jewish (this is how we’re Jewish)
Hava Nagila! (this is how we’re jewish)
Oy-Oy-Oy Vey (this is how we’re Jewish)
Gefilte fish and matzoh balls (this is how we’re Jewish)

This is how we’re Jewish, Its Hannukah night
Got my yarmulke tight,
And the synagouge’s on the westside.
So I reach for my forty, and I fill my cup,
Manischevitz wine, all da time gets me drunk.
And Im gettin some bagels!
With cream cheese and lox, cuz it gotta lotta flavor.
It feels so good, in da Jew hood tonight.
Ralph Lauren shirts, do they got my size?
Even Mel Gibson decided to apologize!
You gotta get ya Jew on, before it gets too late
If seltzer’s in your cup, light that menorah up,
And listen to the rabbi sing!

Chorus
Mazel Tov, its all because (this is how we’re Jewish)
Gods people does it like nobody does (this is how we’re Jewish)
All my bagels got much flavor (this is how we’re Jewish)
Lets flip da track bring da Hebrews back! (this is how we’re Jewish)

This is how we Jewish, throw your tallis in the air.
And wave it from here to there, even if you’re orthodox with a long black beard.
You see the Lord’s been good to me,
Ever since we walked through the Red Sea.
We’re CEOs and VPs, makin’ crazy money
Dolla, dolla bills yall!
If you were from where I’m from, then you would know.
That I never eat swine or mix meat with milk,
Everything I eat is Kosher!
I follow the Torah and the Ten Commandments
If seltzer’s in your cup light that menorah up
And listen to the rabbi saaang

Chorus
Mazel Tov, its all because (this is how we’re Jewish)
Gods people does it like nobody does (this is how we’re Jewish)
All my bagels got much flavor (this is how we’re Jewish)
Lets flip da track bring da Hebrews back! (this is how we’re Jewish)

Duration : 0:3:39

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