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The parody of all parodies! “Chanukah: Rock of Ages” is a parody of Jewish holiday parody songs that have become so popular. It tells the Chanukah story in 8 hit songs, capturing the history of contemporary music and dance.

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Credits

Directed by
Shoot East

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Music Production by
Mitch Clyman
Muso Productions Ltd.

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Lyrics by
Lenny Solomon

Vocals by
Chanan Elias
Mitch Clyman

Choreography by
Street Art Production

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Singer
Chanan Elias

Dancers
Moshe Avrahami
Oleg Davidoff
Effy Epshtein
Alex Kim
Vlad Menzon
Nissan Metayev
Dean Partush
Dvir Rozen
Sergey Shteiman

Special Thanks to
Joshua Landes
Kosher Delight

Line Producer
Renana Levine

Director of Photography
Jonathan Amerikaner

Set and Costume Designer
Eli Kaplan-Wildmann

http://kaplanwildmann.com

Assistant Director
Miriam Ani

Cameramen
Josh Gold
Ben Katz
Brian Spector
Aviv Vana
Yirmiyahu Vann

Gaffer
Raphael Kadishzon

Assistant Gaffer
Noam Bercovich

Makeup
Einav Shalom

Studio Facilities Provided by
Pie Productions

Pie Productions Studio Manager
Carmior Tsubara

Pie Productions Set Construction
Yaakov Blumantal

Construction Assistant
Tzvika Vardi

Production Assistants
Tsippora Ani
Miri Kaiser
Shantal Reich

Motorcycle Provided by
Stewart Gopstein
CEO, Harley Davidson Israel

Wigs Provided by

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With thanks to Jerry Lee Lewis, the Beatles, Steppenwolf, the Bee Gees, Journey, MC Hammer, Sasha Baron Cohen & Maroon 5

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Glenn Beck Attacks David Duke first half hour, David Duke Responds second half hour

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Lyrics:
Put on your yamulke
It’s time for Chanukah (sounds good guys)
Once again it’s Onakah
The miracle of Chanukah. (give it up for the Drei Dels)
Chanukah is the festival of lights.
One day of presents?
Hell no, We get eight crazy nights.
But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
I guess my first two songs didn’t do it for you
So here comes number three!
Ross and Phoebe from “Friends” say the Chanukah blessing.
So does Lenny’s pal Squiggy and “Will & Grace”‘s Debra Messing.
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy.
Maybe they should have called that show “Little Kosher House on the Prairie.”
We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black.
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back!
(Just kidding Tommy!)
We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe
But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow! (I’m jewish!)
Oh My God! Sweet Robbie Schneider is here!
Put on the yamukah
Here comes Chanukah
The guy in Willie Nelson’s band who plays harmonica
Celebrates Chanukah.
Oooo, good job Schneider
Osama bin Laden–(Booo!)–not a big fan of the Jews.
Well, maybe that’s because he lost a figure skating match to gold medalist
Sarah Hughes, her mama’s Jewish!
Houdini and David Blaine escaped straightjackets with such precision.
But the one thing they could not get out of
Their painful circumcision.
As for Half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one,
And Marlon Brando’s not a Jew at all,
but it looks to me like he ate one
There’s Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck and Paula Abdul.
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music
But first came Hebrew school.
Natalie Portmanukah
It’s time to celebrate Chanukah.
I hope I get an Abrtronicah,
on this joyful, toyful Chanukah.
So get a high colonicah
And soil your long johnukahs
If you really really wantukah.
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy
Happy Chan-u-kah!

I am in no way related to Adam Sandler, Eight Crazy Nights, or Warner Brothers. This was created by me for entertainment purposes only.

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Introduction to New Testament (RLST 152)

Of the four kingdoms that arose after Alexander’s death, those of the Seleucids and the Ptolemies are most pertinent to an understanding of the New Testament. Especially important is the rule of Antiochus IV Epiphanes, who forced the issue of Hellenism in Jerusalem by profaning the temple. Jews were not alike in their reaction to Hellenization, but a revolt arose under the leadership of the Mattathias and his sons, who would rule in the Hasmonean Dynasty. After the spread of Roman rule, the Judea was under client kings and procurators until the Jewish War and the destruction of the temple in 70 CE. Revolt was only one Jewish response to foreign rule; another was apocalypticism, as we see in Daniel and also in the Jesus’ teaching and the early Christian movement.

Complete course materials are available at the Open Yale Courses website: http://open.yale.edu/courses

This course was recorded in Spring 2009.

Duration : 0:48:28

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Chanukkah, the Jewish festival of re-dedication, also known as the festival of lights, is an eight day festival beginning on the 25th day of the Jewish month of Kislev.

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Season’s greetings!

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree
Heres a list of people who are jewish just like you and me
David lee roth lights the menorah
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the carnegie deli
Bowser from sha na na and arthur fonzerelli
Paul newmans half jewish, goldie hawns half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin jew

You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
cause you can spin a dreidel with captain kirk and mr. spock- both jewish

Put on your yarmulke
Its time for chanukah
The owner of the seattle supersonicahs
Celebrates chanukah

O.j. simpson, not a jew
But guess who is? hall of famer rod carew- he converted
We got ann landers and her sister dear abby
Harrison fords a quarter jewish- not too shabby

Some people think that ebenezer scrooge is
Well hes not, but guess who is
All three stooges
So many jews are in showbiz
Tom cruise isnt, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend veronica
Its time to celebrate chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy chanukah
Happy chanukah

Duration : 0:3:26

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OyBaby is an exciting concept in children’s Judaica. Our line of DVDs, VHS videos, and CDs combine stimulating imagery with beautiful and fun Hebrew songs to create a rich Jewish experience for children six months and up. See why the Cleveland Jewish News wrote “Every Jewish home will appreciate this addition.”

In OyBaby 2, The Schneiderman Sisters return on lead vocals with songs such as Modeh Ani, Shalom Rav, and Tumbalalaika. Guest musicians Craig Taubman and Rick Recht join in the fun as well. Check us out at www.oybaby.com

Duration : 0:5:35

The rabbi of the Baltimore Hebrew Congregation and his family appear live on 13 Instant Eye for Hanukkah. Hilarity ensues.

Duration : 0:1:32

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Bloggin’ for Dollars is the ridiculous and often humiliating adventures of Jay Emmanuel, an up and coming Hollywood blogger.

In this episode Jay deals with underwear related antics from his cousin Sean who, as usual, makes it a challenge for Jay to get his work done.

Duration : 0:6:40